Hot S**t With A Side Of Breakdown Keyring – Pastel Sass for the Resilient one

Slay now, cry later.
Life’s a rollercoaster and you’re strapped in with a messy bun, a coffee in one hand, and zero time for bulls**t.
This “Hot Sht with a Side of Breakdown”* keyring is for the glam girls who know how to meltdown… and then show up looking fierce. 💋

🌈 Why You’ll Love It:

• Loud, proud, and slightly unstable – just like your group chat

• Unapologetically pastel with a swirl of chaos

• Sums up your vibe in five flawless words

🔮 Product Details:

• Quote: “Hot Sh*t with a Side of Breakdown” – in bold, bouncy bubble text

• Background: Retro swirly pastels – think lilac, blush, mint, and just a hint of madness

• Size: 2-inch circular acrylic, lightweight but sturdy AF

• Finish: Glossy, high-quality print that pops in person

• Packaging: Comes in a holographic gift pouch, obviously 💅

• Made in Cornwall – by hand, with humour, and a healthy dose of sarcasm

🎁 Gifting Vibes:

• For your soul sister who’s one breakdown away from brilliance

• For you, because retail therapy is therapy

• For anyone thriving on chaos & iced coffee

📦 Shipping Info:

• FREE UK shipping

• Posted in 1–2 working days

• Sparkly packaging sealed with sass and a smile 💌

👑 Glitz and Glam by Tam Serving swearing, sparkle, and stationery vibes with full chaotic energy. Check the shop for more feral but fashionable finds — keyrings, mugs, prints and more.

Size: Approx. Varies by product (see images)

Material: Handmade with high-quality materials

Delivery: Ships from Cornwall, UK. Free UK shipping available

Please not: Colours and layout may vary slightly due to handmade process