I came. I saw. I F**ked off keyring - Rude Funny Sweary Gift

I came. I saw. I F**ked off keyring

For the ones who show up, assess the chaos, and promptly nope out. This keyring is perfect for social introverts, party dodgers, and anyone who's mastered the art of the Irish goodbye. Serve attitude with every jingle of your keys.

Perfect for:

Introverts with zero patience

That one friend who always dips early

Sassy gift swaps or just because

People who ghost like a pro

A small but mighty statement piece for your keys, bag, or even a rude gift tag.

Why you'll love it:

Makes people laugh (and maybe blush)

Ideal gift for friends, partners, colleagues

lightweight but sturdy

adds instant attitude to your keys 

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