Cornish C**t-tougher than seagulls & salt air - funny cornish gift

Cornish C**t - Tougher than seagulls & salt air keyring

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Proudly Cornish. Unapologetically sweary. Our "Cornish C**t - tougher than seagulls & salt air" keyring is the perfect mix of local pride and savage humour. For the ones raised on pasties, sea spray, and not giving a sing F**k.

This keyring's for the legends who don't flinch at gale force winds or a cheeky swear. You've survived seagulls with attitude - now accessorize like it.

Perfect for:

Cornish locals & proud exports

Regional gift with a punch

Sweary souvenir for the not-so-touristy type

Friends who know a proper pasty when they see one

A small but mighty statement piece for your keys, bag, or even a rude gift tag.

Why you'll love it:

Makes people laugh (and maybe blush)

Ideal gift for friends, partners, colleagues 

lightweight but sturdy

adds instant attitude to your keys 

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