🌈 HOT MESS EXPRESS Keyring – Pastel Swirl Sass for the Chaos Queens | Fun gift

🚨 All aboard the Hot Mess Express, baby – no tickets required, just vibes.

If you're the kind of queen who rocks a messy bun, sassy mouth, and a schedule held together by caffeine and vibes – then this is your new fave keyring.

Bold, pastel, chaotic – just like your personality. Perfect for keys, bags, or a sassy reminder that even on your messiest days, you're still that girl. 💅

🌀 Product Highlights:

• 💬 Quote: "Hot Mess Express" in bold bubble-style font

• 🎨 Design: Signature pastel swirl background – think lilac, mint, peach & dreamy vibes

• 📏 Size: 2-inch round – ideal for keyrings, zippers, or chaotic tote bags

• 🌟 Finish: Professionally printed & pressed on high-quality white acrylic vibrant & long lasting

• 🎁 Packaging: Comes in a holographic gift pouch – because basic is not in our vocabulary

• 🖐️ Handmade in Cornwall with sass, sparkle, and a whole lotta love 💜

✨ Why You Need It:

• You're thriving… but in a kinda unhinged way

• It’s the perfect gift for your ride-or-die who’s never on time

• It turns “where’s my keys?!” into “damn, I’m fabulous”

📦 Shipping Info:

• FREE UK delivery

• Sent within 1–2 working days

• Carefully packaged with a sprinkle of glitter and glam ✨

👑 Glitz and Glam by Tam Come for the pastel vibes, stay for the sass. We do funny, sweary, bold accessories that speak fluent sarcasm and sparkle. Check out our shop for keyrings, mugs, stickers, prints & all things fabulously feral.